WoW in Real Life: Paladins

Paladins are a utility-hybrid class. This means that they have a large number of abilities that can be used for various funtions. Anyways, there are five abilities that paladins have that I would want in real life.

Number one by a huge margin is Avenger's Shield. You fling out your shield and it bounces around like Captain America's. Coolest ability ever! Also, the Cap was part of the team known as the Avengers. Thank You Blizzard for being awesome.

More realistically, I would love to have Divine Shield. Immunity to everything for twelve seconds. Aliens attacking? Pop it. Falling from an airplane and realize you don't have your parachute equiped? Pop it.

Next on my list is Cleanse. Unlike most of what else I have mentioned, this would be very useful. It gets rid of a poison and a disease. Poof- no more cancer and no more arsenic.

Thirdly I would pick Hand of Protection. This is not nearly as powerful as Divine shield, but it is much more useful. You can toss this out on someone else who is not being assailed by magical means (which are non-existent in this world) and save them from harm for ten seconds.

Lastly, I would choose Beacon of Light. You could stick the beacon on a very ill person in a hospitable and whenever there was any healing done to another patient in the same ward, the beaconed patient would become slightly better.